About Me

I, Walter Von Butcher, a lovable Alcoholic Chef, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. I graduated magna cum laude from Falmouth Day Care, where I learned that not all issues can be resolved with the threat of a right hook. I received my business degree from Boston Internet University, which I virtually attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. I frequently lecture my wife,  children and neighbours on a variety of subjects. I enjoy swimming, fishing, shooting and surfing despite the painful memories.

I pay my bills using a variety of sources including several websites, eBay, Amazon, Motor Vehicles, Duty Free, and anything else that makes a pound or two, I defend my income and businesses ruthlessy and without mercy. I pay my taxes on time and expect others to do the same. I love the £ and the Queen.

My favourite pastimes are Cooking and watching Gangster movies.

Admissions and Affiliations

* The Duke Bar Association
* The Masons Bar Association
* I woke up in a alleyway once
* I didn’t know it was naked Karaoke in a booth with 4 Chinese girls, they lied
* I scare my neighbours on Tuesday nights
* My wife hits me, frequently

Personal Interests

* Avid indoorsman
* Writes free-verse, non-rhyming limericks
* Perfect Pastry
* Poached eggs
* Jack Daniels
* Political Ambitions
* Opening a Restaurant

Future Projects

* Shooting my 1st Cooking Video
* Improving my manners
* Learning Spanish
* Expanding Websites
* A sourcing trip to India