from Bad to Worse

I can always look back on a successful day and link it to the success of my breakfast, therefore based on the following

• Wife bought the nastiest bread on the Shelf
• Work commitments meant I didn’t get around to breakfast until nearly 10am
• I had to fry not poach (always a bad sign)
• 1 egg broke, the other stuck to the pan

I can surmise, my day will get worse, I have placed a curse on my saucepan, I should have stayed in bed.