Zut Alor

I have to much to do today

• Check in Online for Friday flights to London
• 34 emails to answer
• eBay is fucked me off for the last time this week, might just give it a miss today
• Ring Paypal back, first 2 who answered hung up, how is “put me through to somebody with a brain now” confusing, just put me through monkey boy
• 2 builders coming around to give a quote
• Got to get down the car dealers and check out some motors for the breadknife
• Stack of dishes to do
• Hoover
• Eggs!! Not bloody had time for those yet
• Try and explain to the dim twat who bought something but changed her mind that she needs to answer the dispute or I can’t cancel it
• Need to get the drawings off to the planners for the loft conversion and conservatory
• Track down the painter guy and tell him to get the hell on with the lounge before the wife fries my tackle
• I could go on
• I wouldn’t get this hassle if I was preparing pastries at Guy Savoy