Crash Test Dummy

I fell down the stairs last night and did myself a serious injury me thinks, off to the hospital for x-rays in a bit not sure how or why it happened I just completely missed my footing thankfully we have a turn in the stairs so I hit the wall before I went to far, the kids saw it from the bedroom so felt a bit guilty as it really upset them but I managed to get downstairs without them noticing to much and mum tucked them back in to bed, blood everywhere ! I thought shag pile was supposed to be soft it nearly ripped my skin off down to the bone on my ankle

The evidence so far:-

• My ass is black on the right hand side
• I can feel bone in my arm on the fleshy bit
• My ring finger is broke, no two ways about it
• My hip is what is worrying me more, something definitely wrong with that, I got stabbed about 12 years ago my hip pain would put that to shame, could be just bruising if I am lucky
• Daily back pain is at an all time high due to fall so basically I am pretty much buckled up in agony

I am currently sat at the kitchen table with one cheek on & one cheek off with pillows under my arm to soften the pain a little, could do with a drink to be honest but I am very strict on alcohol in the day, unless it is a special occasion I won’t do it, that is a slippery slope to addiction.

Anyway on the plus side I get to moan alot today which always cheers me up, carrier just came to the front door “sir, would you mind taking in this parcel for no.8″ “yes I would, deliver it yourself”

I need to moan

Having the morning from hell, breadknife gone to the airport so left with all the chores before school, whats worse is I have to stand outside the school gates in 1 hour with a hair brush and some hair clips and look all pathetic and snare one of the breadknifes irratating mates to do Elly’s hair…..To be continued